Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!

Featured Signs:

“I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”
“EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST”
“POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”
“REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”
“IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”
“IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”
“MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”
“DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”
“IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”

El Arroyo Toilet Paper - Poop Jokes