El Arroyo Toilet Paper - Poop Jokes
El Arroyo Toilet Paper - Poop Jokes
Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!
- 3-ply paper
- Printed with safe-to-use inks
- Septic tank-safe
- Each roll individually shrink wrapped
Featured Signs:
- “I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”
- “EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST”
- “POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”
- “REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”
- “IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”
- “IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”
- “MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”
- “DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”
- “IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”
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